Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Liverpool Fan’s Coworkers Under Impression YNWA Flag In Cubical Is A Motivational Poster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact To the untrained eye, the giant red flag on Marcus Wallace’s cubical wall would seem
Farmer Looks Forward To The Crop He Just Put In Get 3-Inches On It The Week Before Harvest
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A few weeks ago, Wilson Bransby of “Top Conbar” on the Betoota City Limits felt in
Man Can’t Help But Laugh At The Fucking State Of This Planet As He Walks To Work In Shorts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior economics professor at South Betoota Polytechnic College made the short walk through Irwin Park
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter publican confided in The Advocate this afternoon saying he harbours fears that the
Sydney Apartment Market Now Officially In Worse Shape Than The Alice Springs Surfboard Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A growth and productivity report published this morning by the nation’s peak scientific body has
Betting App Now Offering Odds On Which Sydney Apartment Block Will Be Condemned Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local gambling agency, PoonBet, is now offering odds on which Sydney apartment building will be the
PeDu Proposes Social Credit System For Journalists
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister has proposed a social credit system for journalists today, telling the media
Uh Oh! Watch Our Website Get Taken Down By A DDoS Attack For Saying Sun Yang Is A Drug Cheat!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EDITORIAL Historically, whenever The Advocate writes articles about a certain part of the world being unsavoury
“Let’s Do Mushrooms Every Weekend!” Says City Worker On Mushrooms For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker who last week was a self-described ‘overly-polite square’ has made the seamless transition
Local Chef Resists The Urge To Have A Potato Ricer Tattooed On Forearm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The head chef at one of our town’s most popular restaurants told The Advocate today
Coles Showcases New Range Of Zero-Use Plastics Designed Specifically To Hasten Planet’s Death
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the country’s most socially-malignant conglomerates has debuted a new range of zero-use plastics
Pauline: “Those Kids Climbing Up On The Roof Of The Goodna RSL Are Disrespecting My Culture”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at the hooded youths who’ve been climbing up on