Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Local Victorian Explains Sam Newman Is Actually Pretty Funny If You Follow AFL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I think he’s misunderstood a lot of the time,” he said. “If you
Token Office Pom Attempts To Steer Conversation Back Towards How Much He Misses Pret A Manger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter finance worker has spent this afternoon telling his colleagues about a
Farm Boy Makes Shock Admission He’s Actually Pretty Fucking Useless At Almost Everything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mildly-unpopular local farm boy has come clean with himself today and revealed
“I Want To See Your Cock”: Dutton Calls For Practice Of Taping Over Webcam To Be Made Illegal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Minister for Home Affairs has put forward the suggestion that the common practice
PM Suggests Holden Enthusiasts Should Focus On Nation’s Cricket Team At This Trying Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has suggested Australians who are still feeling dismayed at the demise
Local Derro Puts Holden Badge Back On His Chevrolet Commodore In Touching Display Of Respect
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights petrolhead has announced this afternoon that he plans to put the
“Come To The Pub! Tom’s Here!” Says City Worker Who Thinks Boyfriend Remembers Who Tom Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It might only be Thursday but the Silly Season is still pumping here on
Trivia Host Creates Fun Atmosphere By Shouting Shit Anecdotes Into A Full-Volume PA System
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One thing Dennis Pooley is famous for is turning a two-hour pub quiz
Andrew Bolt Reaffirms Position As The Sussest Cunt In Australian Media
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Columnist and television presenter Andrew Bolt has reaffirmed his position as the sussest possible
Australia Politely Declines Boris Johnson’s Invitation To Become Their New Spain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Post-Brexit talks have stalled between Scott Morrison and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson
Drawbridge Tragically Replaced Before It Had Chance To Host Thrilling Conclusion To Car Chase
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Overell Street Bridge is set to be replaced next year prompting an outpouring
Shock As Reputable Nationwide Retailer Pays Employee Correct Wage On First Attempt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The local community has been left reeling today as a nationwide retailer with a