Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Littleproud Makes Peace With McCormack By Gifting Him A Genuine Chinchilla Watermelon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s local member turned up at his former boss’ place this morning
Random Message From Long Lost Mate About Good Ol Days Suggests He’s Broken Up With The Missus And Those Days Are BACK
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact A local man has meekly tried to reignite a friendship after pulling a disappearing act
Alpha Female Facing Unprecedented Backlash For Cruel Comment Reckons What?? I’m Just Being Honest
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact Self-confessed ‘strong woman’ Mia Edmondson reportedly laid down an absolute shocker of a comment
Barnaby Argues That It’s Un-Australian To NOT Think Your Boss Is “A Stupid Fucken Galah”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has defended comments he made about his boss Prime Minister
Small Town Begging For Another Pub Musician Other Than Damo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Two hours south-east of Betoota in the Channel Country stab capital of Mt. Quilby, residents
Local Woman Sighs As Husband Spots His Most Degenerate Mate The Moment They Arrive At Party
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Beth Arthur has let out an audible sigh and muttered “for fuck’s sake” under
Man Refers To Partner As “The Missus” Doesn’t Respect Self, Either
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota Heights couple Martha and Morris McKenzie have a special relationship, spanning five decades with the
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce Tells Mark McGowan: “Oiy Ghatta Lheok Afteh Moy Fooken Sharrholdars, Boddy!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has distanced himself from remarks he made earlier today about
Dutton Tells People Of FNQ They Should Get Emergency Updates From Their Local Triple M Station Because The ABC Just Can’t Be Trusted
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has ramped up his cold war against the
“Oh Yeah, It’s The Starter Motor For Sure,” Says Some Scarf-Wearing Khunt Who Doesn’t Know Fucken Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two blokes got into a bit of a blue after their little red car
Cricket Australia Board Meet To Discuss How They Can Run A Fuck On Their Negotiations With JL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some of the most self-interested sirloin-eating barnacles that cling to the walls
High-Top Converse Wearing Fraud Not Even Addicted To The Shindig
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The terms Blood, Sugar, Sex and Magik are completely lost on a Betoota Heights