Inflation Rate Jumps As Stupid Poor People Pay More For Frivolous Things Like Fuel And Groceries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's brightest economic minds have once again been left scratching their heads at
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Broke Art School Student Finds The Perfect $17,000 Volvo Stationwagon To Complete Aesthetic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An art school student from our town’s bohemian French Quarter says he’s found the
Bondi Cafe Owner Sadly Cannot Open Without An Underclass Of Desperate Backpackers To Exploit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Back where this latest outbreak of the Pangolin’s Wrath began, a cafe owner is lamenting
A Bruised And Bloodied Scotty Asks If His Colleagues Can Stop Throwing Him Under The Bus Every 5 Minutes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is recovering after being thrown under a passing bus this afternoon by another
“The System Works” Says Man Seemingly OK With Having An Accountant Decide Our Climate Policy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some cunt’s son from our town’s leafiest enclave has said he’s fine with
“Challenge Accepted!” Says PM After Reserve Bank Says He Cannot Hide From A Net Zero Future
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has declared that the Government cannot hide from a net zero
High Court Finds Clive Palmer Can Suffer In His Jocks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The High Court of Australia has rejected beanbag with eyes Clive Palmer’s bid to enter
Hungover City Worker Puts Cloth Mask On In The Morning And Almost Dies From The Stench
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District office worker has told The Advocate that the walls were closing in
Barnaby Pauses War On Social Media To Find Out Who Took A Shit On The Floor Of The TAB At The Dungowan Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has temporarily shelved his war on social media to focus his
Jesus To Perrottet: “Fuck Me! My Dad’s Plan Never Said Anything About 10000 Cunts At The Everest!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Son of God, Mr Jesus Christ, has lashed the NSW Premier’s plan to allow
NewsCorp Announces Government’s Future Climate Change Policy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The bits of paper that inner-city lefties use to clean their windows has announced today that
Man Forgets South Australian Premier’s Name In A Sign That Things Are Returning To Normal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local meat axe who was already four schooners deep by the time The Advocate newsroom
Barge-Arsed Sydney Yuppie With A Backyard And Heaps Of Cash Reckons Lockdown Was Easy As
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some cunt in a blue shirt who got in touch with The Advocate today explained that