Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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“Fuck Me, Port Augusta Is Looking Green” Thinks Bloke Casually Tuning Into Masters Coverage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter Corporate Johnny has walked past coverage of the US Masters today
Canberra’s Media Gather To Hear Gas Escape From From An Old Beanbag At The National Press Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At the National Press Club this afternoon, Canberra’s media enjoyed a nice lunch
Scotty Asks The Quiet Australians To Please Be A Bit Quieter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister received an all-mighty spray from a Quiet Australian in Newcastle
Feminist Ally Scotty Said He Once Saw A Sanitary Bin Burst Open As It Fell Down Some Stairs And It Didn’t Worry Him At All
GALADRIEL GRIMACE | Far West | Contact This evening, the Prime Minister has shared a string of anecdotes that prove he is
Barnaby Visits The Beavers Again At The Zoo Because Only They Understand His Love For Dams
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has spent the morning at The National Zoo in
Governor-General David Hurley Ponders Calling This Motherfucker Himself As Election Deadline Looms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The retired General who represents HM The Queen in our parliament is wondering today
Recent First Homebuyers Say Sorry, They Want Houses To Get Even More Unaffordable Now They Have One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The suburbs of North Betoota Heights have got two new residents this week after
Howard Adds Some Intelligent Insight By Suggesting Voters Have ‘Personal Grievances’ With Scotty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the great minds of Australian Liberalism has spoken this week about why
Dutton Denies Spending $1890 On A Meet’n’Greet Ticket To The American Chopper Sydney Show In 2005
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Images of Peter Dutton attending a Meet and Greet event at the Sydney leg
Barnaby Distances Himself From Scotty With Karaoke Version Of “Somebody That I Used to Know”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has seemingly distanced himself from Scott Morrison over the
Local White Ant Gets White Anted Over His Repeated White Anting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local white ant, who build a career on white-anting people, is now
Barnaby Says His Ongoing Feud With Local Geese Is Nobody’s Business Except His And The Geese
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says the details of his ongoing feud with a