Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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“Things Will Be Worse Under Labor!” Says Man Who’s Now Living On Credit Cards And Loans From Daddy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A full-time-live-at-home-son from our town’s leafiest enclave of
Local Man Unaware That There’s An Election On Right Now Has No Idea How Lucky He Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A politically-disengaged young man from our town’s leafy and bohemian French Quarter
Albo’s 94-Year-Old Greek Neighbour Throws Fresh Deck Of B&H Classics Over Back Fence To Help Him Battle The Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is in isolation today after catching the spicy cough that’
“Sort Your Life Out!” Says Burnout Dad Who Snorted Gak At An Iron Maiden Concert In Poland In 1994
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father of two has needless harangued his son this morning because
Man Celebrates Return Of MasterChef By Jamming Peg In Doorlock Mechanism Of Microwave, Setting It To Auto Defrost, Then Putting His Head In It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has celebrated the return of MasterChef to primetime television this
Clive Palmer Says Adam Bandt Will Need Dental On Medicare If He Keeps Running His Fucking Mouth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Clive Palmer has told the media today in Queensland that Greens leader
PM Tells Reporter To “Bing It” When Asked What The Under-Employment Rate Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has flipped the narrative on the silly leftie journalists who are
Yuppie Couple With Their Kid At The Pub Get Upset When Someone Yells ‘Get Up You Cunt’ At The TV In The TAB
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter couple who not only brought their kid down to the local
“They’re Better Economic Managers,” Says Puffer Vest Wearing Prick Who Heard His Dad Say It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s leafiest enclave has told The Advocate something
Albo Quotes Anti-Nowhere League And Says “So What? So What! You Boring Little C**t” Of Employment Figure Gaffe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has withdrawn his statement from yesterday where he said he
Barnaby’s Pitch To Voters: “I Can’t Afford To Live On A Shadow Minister Salary”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has kicked off his own re-election campaign in
PM Says Election Is Not Just About Him – It’s Also About The Liberal Party And What It’s Become
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told voters today in New South Wales that they’re