Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Struggling Art School Student Knows A Lot Of Famous Gallerists For Someone Who Doesn’t Have A Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A student at the prestigious John Goss School of Art at the South Betoota
Dutton Sports A Fancy Red Bandana So He’s More Palatable To Sydney’s Small-L Liberals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is on the charm offensive this morning as he looks
Forgotten Suburban Businessman Just Wants Some Public Servant Fuck To Make Life Cheaper Like Every Other Miserable Prick In This Country Does
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights small business owner has acknowledged Opposition leader Peter Dutton’s pledge
Nationals Leadership Goanna Pull Underway In Canberra
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has started the leadership goanna pull inside the Nationals Party
Chester: “Cya Monday, Spoondick!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nationals are spilling the leadership next week and two horses have broken away
Scotty Gives The Prime Ministerial BMW 7-Series A Gutful Of E10 Before Handing The Keys Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The dash is illuminated this evening inside the Prime Ministerial BMW 7-Series after
Paul Murray Shelves Plan To Blow Up Bridges And Shoot Loyalist Soldiers As Resistance Movement Flounders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Self-loathing leftie Paul Murray has put his plans to take the country back
WA Premier Mark McGowan Begins Carrying Rogue State’s Nuclear Launch Codes As Relations With East Break Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier of the Democratic People’s Republic Of West Australia (DPRWA) has begun
Albo Rips The Tarp Off The Old Prime Ministerial WL Caprice And Tells The Team To Get Her Going
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told his staff that he no longer wants to
Marles: “When You Say It Out Loud, Parachuting Someone Into Fowler From Northern Beaches Was A Pretty Dumb Fuck Thing To Do Lmao”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles barely contained his laughter at a press conference this
Man-Of-The-People Albo Insists On Having The Same Disgusting In-Flight Meal As His Team
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The age of senior public servant entitlement is over, according to the Prime Minister,
Life Hack: Local Man Borrows Some Tourist’s Number Plates To Go Get A Free Tank Of Petrol
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has found an ingenious way to get a free tank