Australia's Right-Wing Leaders Join Forces For Earth-Shaking 150-Strong Slopatriot Rally In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's political landscape has been immeasurably altered this week, after a shocking groundswell of
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Melbournian On Queensland Holiday Asks Bartender If They Do “Man-Sized Glasses” When He Knows Full Well They Don’t Do Pints
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne man on holiday up here in the nation’s garden state has asked an
“Weak As Piss” Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s nearing the silly season’s peak in Betoota with even the most dedicated workplaces
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Proactively Touches Base With Eddie Jones Because Nobody Else Will Until It’s Too Late
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest rugby minds, a common rock pigeon from Sydney, has told
Pokie Industry Dirt File On Dom Perrottet Just One Page Detailing The Five Times He’s Said “Tampon” Out Loud
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the shadowy members of the New South Wales poker machine industry has confirmed to
PM Faces Tough Decision To Either Help Working Families Or Energy Producers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is mulling a tough decision today to either put a cap on the
Shock As Workers Treated Like Garbage Perform Like Garbage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some baggage handlers employed by Qantas on some predatory enterprise agreement or something have been filmed
UK PM Rishi Sunak Says London Is In Danger Of Becoming “The Adelaide Of Europe”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is wary continued inflation and higher energy prices put London at
Disgusting Display Of Wealth On Show As 1987 Honda Accord Lies Abandoned On Local Street
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the price of used cars continues to trend upwards in a detached, hyper-inflated hell ride,
Local Woman Farewells Parents Going On Cruise Like They’re Going Off To War
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the rising popularity of death ships sailing the seven seas, chock full of spicy cough
China Seems Like It’s On The Cusp Of Absolutely Nothing At All Happening Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact News out of China suggests everything is fine and nothing bad is going to happen there
“Please God Let This Year End” Barnaby Says To Himself As He Daydreams About Taking That First Sip Of Ice Cold Tooheys New Down At The Pacific Hotel In Yamba
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A forgotten victim in today’s political games has already checked out mentally, he tells The
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The softly-spoken finance nerd who controls our monetary destiny as Australians has apologised today for “honey-dicking”