Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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Last Pool Canteen In Australia That Serves Yellow Tinged Hot Chips Awarded Michelin Star
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An unassuming pool canteen has been awarded the first ever Michelin star on Australian soil after
Woman Who’s New To Workplace Quickly Sizing Up Who Her Fellow Piss Wrecks Are
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been putting out some feelers to figure out who her
Very Average Straight Man Happy To Attend Mardi Gras As Long As He Doesn’t Get Hit On Haha
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local straight guy Lachlan Moore (33) has reluctantly agreed to join his friends at the Mardi
Report Finds Blokes Who Wear This Are 87% More Likely To Apologise By Saying ‘I’m Sorry You Feel That Way’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An in-depth study of dating trends has confirmed what many women have suspected – that Dior Sauvage
“Millennials Are So Cringe” Says Gen Z Whose Entire Wardrobe Is A Knockoff Of Early 2000s Fashion
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was born post Shrek has had the audacity to talk shit about millennials
Temu Trump To Fund Medicare By Privatising It And Using Money For ‘Unusual Share Purchases’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping quite a bit of backlash after News.com posted a rare investigative piece that
Supermarket Egg Shortage Linked To Major Spike Of Roid Rage Incidents In Nation’s Big Lifting Gyms
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Steroid use has skyrocketed nationwide as Australia feels the brunt of the egg shortage crisis, with
Woman Who Makes More Money Than Her Parents Ever Did Tries To Explain That She’s Not Rich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week has had to try to gently explain to her
Annoying Temu Wheel Spinner Reminds Woman She Doesn’t Need To Pollute The Earth With More Useless Crap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has rage quit an impulsive Temu purchase today, after the app insisted on
Report: Pokies Just Dancing Fruits For The Elderly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what many suspected: Pokie machines, often viewed as a plague
Email From Shady Courier Suggests Parcel Delivery Going To Be A Complete Fuck Around
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is cursing his own laziness today as he waits for the
Barnaby Didn’t Even Realise We Had An Election This Year, Vows To Defend Safest Seat In Australia
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT With a Federal election looming, Canberra is a buzz with frantic deal-making, cut-throat campaigning, and MPs