Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Woman Toys With Idea To Move To An English Countryside Cottage Before Snapping Back To Reality
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After yet again escaping reality by watching Pride and Prejudice (not the shit one with the
Partygoer Using Passport As ID Either An Expat Or A Hopeless Drunk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s today been confirmed that anyone spotted handing a passport over to a bouncer on
Local Dad Takes His Role As New Grandfather Seriously And Begins Sneezing At 120 Decibels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An exciting new scientific breakthrough has been discovered this week, as biologists reveal that yes, men’
Local Mum At Least Gets Past Saying ‘Hello’ Before Pointing Out Daughter’s Recent Skin Problems
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local mum Debra Stewart has today been praised for exchanging a few pleasantries before loudly observing
Local Woman Maintains Seltzers Are Much Healthier Even If You Smash Seven Of Them In One Hour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week declared that her penchant for smashing several hard seltzers at
Balding Bloke Unaware That Youthful Outfit Makes Him Look Like A Uncircumcised Penis
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like 80% of the male population, local bloke Anthony Madden is losing his hair – albeit a
25-Year-Old Now At The Stage Of The Election Campaign Where She Googles ‘What Is Labor Party’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A disenfranchised millennial has found herself googling a rather standard question about politics this morning, after
Rusty Razor to Be Used Extra Gently Until Woman Can Be Fucked Buying Another One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she gets into the shower and stares down at the monumental jungle growing on the
Scotty Throws His Favourite Movie In The Bin After Hearing Russell Crowe’s Voiceover For Albo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Clutching at his stomach as he stares at the computer screen, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing’
Scotty Plugs Salmonella Diet As Secret To Slimming Down In Stunning Photo Shoot With Women’s Weekly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s ready to fight the good fight
Local Woman Annoyed To Discover That Eating Well, Exercising And Getting Sunlight Actually Does Improve Her Mood
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opening the blinds of her room to allow some sunlight to stream through, local woman Cleo
Bin Liner That Refuses To Cooperate To Be Wedged Underneath Lid For Next Roommate To Deal With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As he looks at the rubbish spilling out from the top of the bin, local man