Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Corporate Drone Rebels Against Dress Code With Silly Socks That Really Show Off His Zany Personality!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who works for one of the ‘Big 4’ has this week showed that he’
Local Girl Begins First And Only Attempt At Changing Him By Drafting Her Feelings In Notes App
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local girl has today learnt the hard way today, that if you find yourself repeatedly
Local Woman Asks Masseuse If She Can Have Entire Body Cracked Like A Glow Stick
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As local woman Jen Seymour treats herself to a thai massage for the first time in
Salesman Actually More Sober At Work Party
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Employees at Betoota Used Car and Write Offs Showroom are unsure what to believe anymore after
Entire Family Lies And Tell Pop The Doctor Shouldn’t Have Taken His Licence
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Everyone has lowered their level of cognitive function in solidarity with grandpa Joseph Fala (82) by
Scientists Confirm That Dreadlocks Start Forming Instantly After Your First Bump Of Ketamine
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Australian scientists at the CSIRO today released a groundbreaking study, believed to be the definitive
Former Stereo Bro Now Finds Himself Researching Best High Carbon Stainless Steel Kitchen Knives
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A former Stereo bro and self confessed Muzz God has found himself pausing for reflection after
Young Couple Officially At The “How Many Packages Do You Order” Phase Of Living Together
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Young love is in the air in Betoota’s French Quarter as a newly
Pocket Rocket Grapples With Feelings Of Irrational Jealousy After Meeting An Even More Petiter Woman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Evie Lewisham quite likes being small. Not only do people assume she’s fragile
Absolute Moron Tells New Parent He’s Been Pretty Tired Lately As Well
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man might have cemented himself as one of the all time knuckleheads by telling
Local Mum Upgrades Phone Case To An Even Bigger One Like A Hermit Crab Exchanging Its Shell
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has this week determined that her stupidly large phone case is not large
Report: Bee At Least Wasted It’s Life Stinging Someone Who’s Allergic
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that may soon have to adapt to the loss of the pollinating power