Smudge Reportedly Feeling Much Better This Morning After Ride On The O-Bahn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Steve Smith has reportedly woken up "feeling a lot better" this morning after spending
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No One More Anxious Than Man On Europe Trip Heavily Banking On Tax Return To Land On Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Experts have revealed that there is currently no one on earth with higher anxiety levels than
Millennial Office Worker Still Grappling With Legacy Of Toxic Diet Culture Just Going To Have Half A Treatie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who is still trying to deprogram herself from the toxic diet culture passed
Colder Temperatures Leaves Heavily Tattooed Woman Worried People Won’t Know She’s Cool Anymore
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who prides herself on her excellent ink work has been left worrying that no
Report Finds Social Media Reached Its Peak When Everyone Spent Months Talking About A Harmless Viral Video
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As algorithms are now filled with culture wars and political content to divide the masses, it
“How Far’s The Walk” Asks Lazy Piece Of Shit Who Has No Intention Of Walking Anywhere
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has copped some shit this week, having kicked up a fuss over potentially
‘Woke’ Superman Just Another Superhero Movie About A Foreigner Defeating A Narcissist Billionaire
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who only gets his opinions from Sky News and Daily Mail has today proclaimed
Hushed Silence Falls Over Trivia Team As Mate Who Convinced Everyone To Change Answer Gets It Wrong
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A popular saying goes that the universe will keep teaching you the same lesson until you
Local Bloke Pretty Obsessed With Lord Of The Rings Despite Never Giving His Longterm Girlfriend One
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tension was brewing in a Betoota Heights household last night, as an innocent rewatch of The
Cafe Next to Blood Bank Does Record Number Of Iced Coffees As Red Cross Opens Doors To Homosexuals
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A popular cafe located across the road from a blood bank has reported a 500% increase
Bloke Who Finally Found Himself A Nice Shirt To Buy Same One In Several Different Colours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An efficient Betoota Heights bloke has this week returned home with the exact same shirt in
Alternative Woman Looking For A Casual Retail Job Given Two Options To Choose From
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds woman looking to support herself through university has been given just two options
White Fox Just Paul Frank For Gen Z
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A recent trend report out of the Betoota Fashion Institute has released findings that will bring