Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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“You’re Always On Your Phone” Says Bored Girlfriend 2 Minutes After Running Out Of Battery
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Letting out a small pout as her phone flickers to black after three hours of mindless
Sydney Rental Market Forces Man To Consider A Boarding House Like He’s Going To Fucking Hogwarts
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Betoota born-Sydney based man is having a quarter-life crisis tonight as
Clothes Shopping Much More Peaceful Now That Gen-Z Employees No Longer Bother With The ‘Hey Babe’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Major introvert Darcey Boyd has found herself having a blissful shopping spree this week, with reports
Everyone In Friendship Circle All Weddinged Out By Time Stragglers Gets Engaged
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A mid-thirties friendship circle has mustered up what little enthusiasm they have left as the
“Gen Z Aren’t Going To The Pub” Says Publican Selling Jugs That Cost More Than An MDMA Cap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears that millennials have officially handed over the ‘killing an industry’ baton to Gen Z,
Local Woman Celebrates Black Friday By Buying Quite A Few ‘Washed Potatoes’ At Self Serve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As today officially marks ‘Black Friday’, people all around the nation are helping themselves to savings
Starving Bloke Halfway Through 18 Holes Runs the Roulette on Roast Beef & Cheese Sambo From Pro Shop
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A weekend warrior has decided to risk his life this afternoon by tucking into
Bloke Having Dart And Energy Drink In Sun Enjoying A Tasting Flight Of Future Illnesses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Betootan sampled a tasting flight of future illnesses today as he started his day
Arrival Of Fireball Shots At Work Christmas Party Informs Big Fella It’s Now Okay To Untuck The Shirt
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local big unit has let out a seismic sigh of relief this evening
Local Introvert Rehearses Polite “No thanks” Gesture 200 Metres Before Encountering Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local introvert Dylan Fernie (28), has reportedly spent over 2 minutes rehearsing the elusive “no thanks”
“Paper Straws Are Annoying” And Other Things You Can Say When Struggling To Stand Out From The Crowd
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a world swamped with conformity, one brave individual has emerged from the masses to boldly
Excitable Local Idiot Once Again Finds Himself Agreeing To Early Morning Weekend Exercise
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has yet again proven that he doesn’t really know himself that