Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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“Wait This Bit’s The Best” Says Albo As He Forces Biden To Watch Footy Show Chilli Skit On YouTube
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the planet teeters on the edge of WW3, or at the very least another 20
Australia’s Climate Change Denying Politicians Now At The Point Of Blaming God For Fatal Heatwaves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The impenetrable conglomerate of conservative politicians, who have worked hand-in-hand with Australia’s media
NZ Rugby Already Piecing Together The ‘French Food Poisoning’ Narrative In Case They Choke Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The South African Springboks will be facing off with the New Zealand All Blacks in the
Saffa Mate Celebrates Home Country Being Relevant For First Time Since Die Antwoord’s Debut Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two triple rugby world cup champions will face each other at the Stade de France on
Chinchilla Man Refuses To Reveal Secret To Seedless Watermelons After Being Kidnapped In North QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “NEVER!!!!!” he screams “You slackjawed hicks will have to kill me!!!!” The captors grow agitated. “You’
Sober Mate Now Recommends Catching Up At The Pub That Does Disgraceful Eating Challenges
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a few long months off the piss, a local bloke is now perfectly comfortable heading
Hungover Bloke Immediately Regrets Snap Decision To Order Eggs Benny For First Time In A Decade
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A brittle local man is not making life easy for himself today, after a big night
Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians wade through one of the most shocking news cycles of the last decade, the
Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda
Conservatives Outraged That Divisive Vote-No-To-Division Campaign Has Caused Everlasting Division
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an awkward turn of events for all of the talkback hosts and right-wing columnists
Nation’s Sexually Neglected Housewives To Suffer Most As Dairy Workers Call Industry-Wide Strike
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday Saputo milk tanker drivers from the Transport Workers’ Union went on strike across Victoria’s
Stoned Uni Student Drafts Up Possible UN Peace Deal By Suggesting “Everyone Just Needs To Chill”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking declaration that has sent shockwaves throughout the diplomatic community, a stoned uni kid