NBA Finals Reminds World That Real Celebrities Are Much More Exciting Than Vapid Influencers And Podcasters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite already very crowded sporting news cycle, the entire planet is smiling for the people of
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Man Who Read Pocock’s Autobiography Happy To Field Any Questions About Zimbabwe
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT In the midst of the on-going Zimbabwe Presidential crisis, a local Betoota man is offering
Complimentary Mentos Enough To Spur Punter Into Feeding Another Pineapple Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As they always say, there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. If ever
Hipsters From Completely Gentrified Suburb Insist It’s Still Pretty Rough In Some Parts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group freelance creatives insist that the sterile inner-city coffee-hub they live is actually
QLD: One Nation Only Party Listening To Working Class Pleas To Be Paid Less On Weekends
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Queensland election enters it’s final lap, Pauline Hanson has today announced that One
ABC Cuts Force Q&A To Scrap Canned Laughter For Tony Jones’ Low Quality One-Liners
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another day, another cut at the ABC. However, whilst the cuts normally hit the lower section
Report: Shane Is Looking Good
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Monash University has found that cricketing great Shane Keith Warne is looking
White Guy Tells Māori Coworker That He Saw Footage Of The Haka And Golly It Was Powerful
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke of Māori background is being forced to listen to his white Australian coworker’s
Sydney Dad’s Cousins Come Down From Queensland For Paul Kelly Gig
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After already seeing him last week at the Riverstage, a couple of rock-loving Boomers from
Usman Khawaja Pressured To Retire Prematurely In Order To Diversify Channel 9 Commentary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that Channel 9 are under fire for their lack on non-white non-
Local Dad Compromises
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad has had to combine both of his responsibilities today in an effort to
Friend Now Living In Melbs Orders Croissant Without Ham Or Cheese, Like The French Do
While out for coffee, visiting friend from Melbourne has turned heads today after ordering a croissant completely void of her
Friends Of Tall Chick Sent To Make Inroads With Tall Bloke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A South Betoota man who is a fair nudge above-average-height has essentially just been