Australia Finally Get Revenge For Gallipoli As Turks Ambushed By Our Brave Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 111 years after the brave young diggers were ambushed on the shores of Gallipoli, Australia has
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Suspiciously Cold Inbox From Old Schoolmate Shows Early Signs Of Pyramid Scheme Pitch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet| CONTACT When Leroy Davidson got a message from a girl, who he went to school with but
Local Man Suspects His Baldness Is God Punishing Him For Having An Undercut In The 90s
LEROY PERCIVAL | Investigative | CONTACT Local roofer and devout God botherer, Mike Moses, believes he and many others are being punished
Brisbane Quietly Left Out Of Milo Yiannopoulos’ National Tour
The tropical capital of Australia has been discreetly left out of Milo Yiannopoulos’ national tour, after organisers realised the prominent
NSW Premier Considers Pulling Down Opera House And Making It A Bit Bigger For No Reason
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Gladys Berejiklian has reportedly spent some time sniffing around the Opera House this morning, looking for
Lonely Planet Lists Neighbour’s Timber Queenslander As Best Place To Piss Up This Summer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to the most recent report by the largest travel guide book publisher in the world,
George Michael Still Australia’s Favourite Gay Jewish Greek Bloke From England
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT England has been heavily reprimanded by Australia today, after we realised the most recent glamorous gay
Country Butcher Ramps Christmas Advertisements With Pinch Of Parsley
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A country butcher has today revealed his success in the meatslinging game comes from the random
Bosses Furious After Samoan Employee Says He’s Not Keen On Joining Corporate Touch Footy Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a massive blow to the mood of the bosses, a Samoan account manager has said
Bloke With Poor Problem Solving Skills Blames The Rum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT “The rum made me do it,” claimed local carpenter Jack Derwent today. After shattering a bloke’
Short Mate Says He Doesn’t Care About Jokes About His Height But It’s Just Shit Banter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT The token short fella in a local group of mates has told The Advocate today that
Abbott Refuses To Come Out Of His Room To Vote On Same-Sex Marriage Bill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott is reportedly refusing to leave his bedroom of his Canberra apartment
Consumer Groups Tell Cadbury To Pull Their Fucken Head In And Bring Back Marble Choccie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent consumer advocacy group has spoken out against the gross misconduct by Cadbury today, half