Australia Finally Get Revenge For Gallipoli As Turks Ambushed By Our Brave Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 111 years after the brave young diggers were ambushed on the shores of Gallipoli, Australia has
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No Activity Remake Confirms American Cops Also Talk Shit
Australia and the USA have always enjoyed a long-standing friendship. Bonding over Australia’s eagerness to follow America into
Nokia Still Not Sure Why The N-Gage Didn’t Take Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Executives from Nokia have today finally commented on their brief dabble with smartphones. “We can’t
Bloke Who Didn’t Buy A Bitcoin A Year Ago Says He Nearly Bought A Bitcoin A Year Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Steve Comimo was collectively told by his friends to “shut the fuck up about Bitcoin” today.
Report: Suburban Thai Restaurant Only Place To Get A Feed Within Walking Distance
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A suburban Thai restaurant of middling quality is just about the only place to have lunch
Suburb’s Low Socio-Economic Status On Full Display As Even Local Cat Seems To Wanna Have A Go
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A random cat who has refused to run away after being approached by an unknown pedestrian,
Tensions Rise In Middle North After Trump Recognises Alice Springs As Australian Capital
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has been accused of dealing a “death sentence” to the Northern Territory
Bloke Who Just Said The Wrong Thing Not Being Helped By Immature Mate In Peripherals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who just tore open some old wounds while talking to someone he hasn’t
Bunnings Staff Member Actually Has One Of These At Home, And Uses It All The Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A customer at Bunnings Cottesloe was today left at peace with his decision making after the
“Phase One Complete” Says Militant Homosexual
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The leader of a vast secret network of homosexual terrorists hellbent on corrupting Australian family values
Instagram Model Not Sure Why Photo Of Her Goofy Long-Term Boyfriend Didn’t Do Too Well
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota-based Instagram influencer / entrepreneur has today been left feeling underwhelmed, after learning that a
Shopper Stumbles Across Chainsaw She Didn’t Know She Needed In Aldi’s ‘Aisle Of Dreams’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT We all have weaknesses. Gambling is a vice for some. Drinking for others. Some may struggle
Barnaby Joyce Shows Off Extra-Red RSL Tan After Big Week On The Turps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce’s skin tone has today reached a never-before seen shade of dark crimson,