Mayor Of Townsville May Or May Not Have Flogged Some Cunt At A Pub On Magnetic Island But Just Leave It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are murmurs coming out of the North this week about an alleged brouhaha that might
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Long Bay Prison To Expand And Upgrade Overpopulated Former State Politician Wing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Long Bay Correctional Complex will undergo a bit of a facelift over the next couple of
Senator Paterson Feeling Both Political And Youthful In His Flash New Brown Suit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liberal Senator for Victoria, James Paterson has stepped out in style this afternoon. The career politician
Highly Intelligent Connoisseur Of Light Entertainment Says He Only Watches The UK Office
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A worldly individual who calls Trivia pub quizzes has finally settled a long-running entertainment debate. Declan
Girl Named Imogen Says Bali Is Actually Pretty Nice If You Go To The Right Places
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Imogen Airth (23) has quashed some stereotypes about the little Indonesian island of Bali today. The
Senator Michaelia Cash Signs Off Media Release With ‘XOXO Gossip Girl’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Explosive emails and documents obtained by The Betoota Advocate have revealed the extent to which Michaelia
“You Could Never Have A Movie Called ‘White Panther’” Says Bored Middle Aged Loser
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A local Betoota man who prided himself on his ‘freedom of speech’ when voting No in
2 Million Vehicles Recalled Over Fear Airbags Were Accidentally Wrapped In Barbed Wire
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ore than 2 million Australian cars are set to be hit by the largest product recall
Upcoming Reality TV Show Episode To Top Last Week’s Unmissable Biggest Ever Episode
Mia Bendtner (27) is currently wondering where the madness will end. The madness of reality television, specifically. The full-time solicitor
Regional University Student Graduates With Highest Honours In Chlamydia Transmission
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A student of the University of Western Queensland has today graduated with a bachelor in random
Wife Catches Up With Coworker From Like 6 Jobs Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, a local woman is catching up with someone she worked
Disgraced Kevin Spacey Replaced By Nicolas Cage In Ellen Degenres’ Iconic Oscars Selfie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another blow for the Hollywood elite, the iconic ‘Ellen Selfie’ has today been forcibly
Bill Shorten Says He’s Open To Saving Great Barrier Reef, Maybe, If You Vote For Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bill Shorten has reportedly told environmental groups that he is open to possibly rushing to rescue