Mayor Of Townsville May Or May Not Have Flogged Some Cunt At A Pub On Magnetic Island But Just Leave It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are murmurs coming out of the North this week about an alleged brouhaha that might
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Police Called To Ultimo After Triple J’s Male Announcers Are Left Alone For Too Long
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Members of the New South Wales riot and public order squad have had to attend to
Queensland Unveils Exhilarating New Gateway Bridge Climb To Encourage Domestic Tourism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane is once again proving itself to be the adrenaline junkie capital of the world, after
Local Drive-Thru Introduce Another Unmanned Window Just To Fuck With You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It has been confirmed today that a local drive-through has included an extra window for no
International Women’s Day: Local Men’s Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the world takes the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women’
Mate On Court-Ordered Curfew Tells Nightclub Photographer To Go Fuck Himself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A mate that has been a bit naughty over the last few months has thrown out
Bob Katter Refuses To Disclose Where His Deadly New Boots Came From
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Honourable Bob Katter III MP has told journalists he won’t be spending anymore time
Albanese Accidentally Refers To Voters As Eshays During Press Conference In The Trap
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister and the current Member for Grayndler, Anthony Albanese MP has today had
Report Finds Only 2% Of After-School Fights Actually Worth Sprinting To After 3PM Bell
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that despite the amount of shit talk that gets spread around
Latte-Sipper Becomes Right-Wing After Sculling Burning Hot Coffee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local inner-city yuppie has today decided that he will definitely be voting for the Liberal
Hipster Lying In Bed With Overheating Laptop On Chest Proudly Declares He Doesn’t Own A TV
LEROY PERCIVAL | Editor | CONTACT A Melbourne man, who watches upwards of 30 hours of Netflix on his laptop each week,
“Fuck, I Mean, Um, The Thing With Adani Is, Wait Sorry Who’s Asking This Question?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bill Shorten’s hardening indifference to Adani’s proposed coal mine has unnerved his Queensland colleagues,
Roo Shooter Not Allowed Near The House, Says Mum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A transient man who dad has contracted to thin out the wild animals that keep killing