Sydney Man Suddenly Becomes Very Sentimental As Distant Queenslander Uncle’s Funeral Lines Up Perfectly With Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Balmain man is rummaging through his luggage cupboard this morning as he prepares
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Report: Jakey Is On The Tune (So Leave Him Alone You Dog)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Jakey’s greater social circle has found that he might be on
Australian Overseas Shamefully Explains How We Lost A Prime Minister Who Went Swimming
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Living overseas can be an amazing experience for Australians to learn a language and make friends
“Everyday Australians Are Sick Of Relatively Organised Political Parties” Says Hanson
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news that her last remaining Senator is not doing anything she tells him to
Australian Filmmaker Criticised For Not Having Enough Characters That Smoke Ciggies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local aspiring filmmaker, Maddie Benson (25) has today been scolded by Screen Australia for making a
Bob Katter Makes Friends With Some Lovely American Blokes In Canberra Airport Bar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While waiting for a flight back up North to the Isa, Bob Katter MP has today
Blues Fans Celebrate Win By Staying Out Until 10pm In The Pissing Rain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Residents of city of Sydney rejoiced last night after NSW’s win over Queensland, briefly letting
Security Tags On 700ML Bottles Of Bundy Offer Insight Into Suburb’s Socio-Economic Status
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While Australians have always based the liveability of a suburb on the cost of property, the
Cameron Smith Offers To Come Out Of Retirement To Referee Game II
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In sensational Rugby League news, The Betoota Advocate can reveal that Cameron Smith has offered to
Morbidly Obese Office Worker Surprisingly Confident Of His Chances In A Zombie Apocalypse
KENT REGINALD | Office | CONTACT A local sales executive and current office foosball champion is convinced that his natural sales acumen
Ray Warren Elegantly Dances Through Pronunciation Of Trbojevic
As Queensland looks to be wheeling New South Wales to a humble loss, it appears commentators are once again not
“This. Is. Origin” Confirms Rabs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of Brisbane, the iconic voice of Rugby League, Ray ‘Rabbits’ Warren
Half-Cut Salesmen At Corporate Lunch Absolutely Stoked About Brief Convo With Billy Moore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the State Of Origin three-game rugby league series between New South Wales and Queensland is