Brisbane Yuppie Prefers The Thinking Man's Magic Round
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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“Today Is Your Birthday, Okay” Australia Tells Queen
Even though she turned 92 in April, Australia has decided that today is the Queen Of England’s birthday. And
Tight-Arse Friend Somehow Wrangles Name Onto Another Birthday Card
TRACEY BENDINGER | Boyfriends | CONTACT The girls have spent the best part of 3 weeks organizing a joint present for their
2pm Bacon And Egg Roll Just What Was Needed To Go Back To Sleep
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local call-centre worker Trish Barton (29) shook off the dust from last night’s binge with
Unemployed Mate’s Obscure Hinterland Day Trip Definitely Drug-Related
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Stay at home son, Luke Darcy (22) has arrived home from an obscure hinterland day trip
Organiser Of High School Reunion Found To Be Masochistic Psychopath
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Future attendees of Betoota High class of ‘98 reunion have been dealt a hard hand this
A Current Affair Rides Out Slow News Week With New Story About Asians Buying Baby Formula
LOUIS BURKE | Cultural Gaffes | CONTACT After managing a weeks worth of programming on the back of neighbours from hell, dodgy
Man In Adjacent Toilet Cubicle Needs An Epidural
Grunting like a weightlifter chasing an Olympic record, the man in the adjacent toilet cubicle sounds like he would benefit
Boyfriend Puts On His Little Bitch Voice For Lunch With In-Laws
TRACEY BENDINGER | Boyfriends | CONTACT A generally masculine and confident sounding Betoota man has today shocked his girlfriend by greeting her
Little Cousin Assumes Big Cousin Is Gay After Seeing Him Go Into Cubicle With Another Bloke
Standing in the male bathrooms of Betoota’s prestigious Royal Betoota Golf Club, James Beaumont (15), has bared witness to
White Friends Banned From Brunch After Not Discussing Kanye West
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The brunch community is in crisis after a table of white dinners were banned from Saturday
Ingham’s Truckie Ponders 3rd Zinger Of The Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ingham’s truck driver Martin Gribble (43) is reportedly internally conflicted this morning as he casually
Local Woman Blatantly Crosses Personal Space Boundaries With Boyfriend’s Much Cuddlier Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman, Janet Kingston (28) would never so much as look at another man, that’s