I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Traumatised Nauru Detainee Hoping Gillon MacLachlan Can Vouch For Her Babysitting Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dehydrated, PTSD-riddled, near-suicidal Syrian woman who has spent the last four years behind bars on
Liberals Struggling To Find Candidate To Run In Wentworth Who Doesn’t Have A Cocaine Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liberal Party powerbrokers are today grappling with the unimaginable. It’s the prospect of seeing a
Mate’s Little Brother Way Too Eager To Say Hi In Nightclub
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT No one really wants to have a full blown catch up at 2 am, except for
Voter From Dickson Electorate Still Waiting For Someone To Explain What A Fucken Au Pair Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Kerrod Keithington (48) likes to envision himself as a worldly man. He’s pretty much up
Labor Party Call Emergency Meeting To Discuss How They Can Still Fuck This Up
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has called his team into a huddle today. The Australian Labor Party looking for all money
Parliament House Maintenance Worker Sent To Check On Revolving Door To PM’s Office
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following the news of a change of leadership in the Australian Liberal Party, the maintenance and
Report: Politicians Are Fucking Losers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull’s Prime Ministership remains vulnerable after several senior ministers offered their resignations overnight, and
“This Is What Happens When You Put Scientists And Human Compassion Before The Party”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tony Abbott has today fronted a press conference, in front of the select few journalists he
Coke Releases New ‘Hint of Winfield’ Variety To Corner Lucrative Early Morning Smoko Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In Coke’s latest move of their rebrand campaign titled “Everything Is Fine,” the soft drink
Former Highway Cop Somehow Owns 9 Residential Properties, Including One He Forgot About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent conservative Liberal politician who went from being a highway cop busting teenagers for having
Local Woman With Unread Message Alerts In The Triple Digits Sends Friends Into Meltdown
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | CONTACT A local girl has whipped her close friend group into a frenzy of uproar today, whilst
Bureau Of Meteorology Confirms Wind Is The Shittest Kind Of Weather
LEROY PERCIVAL | Culture | CONTACT In news out of Betoota today, it has been confirmed that wind is the shittest and