I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Bloke Who Ran Over All Those Emus Reportedly Polling Better Than Bill Shorten As Preferred PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Running Over Emus And Laughing Party has today increased its two-party-preferred vote by 2% in
Secretly Misogynistic ABC Hipster Sighs With Relief As Managing Director Is Replaced By A Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Ding dong. The bitch is dead [haha]” said Thom Swanson (31, Surry Hills). The one-of-three social
Nikki Webster Implicated In Strawberry Tampering Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland strawberry growers are pleading for “calm and common sense” in the wake of deliberate contaminations
Uncle Tony X Licks His Lips While Watching Cafe Staff Prepare Him A Devon And Chip Sandwich
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today admitted to having a few secret vices when
Out Of Control Bin Fire Somehow Polling Better Than Bill Shorten As Preferred Prime Minister
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A blazing pile of rubbish has today increased its two-party-preferred vote by 2% in the latest
FORTNITE: Dad Wishes Son Would Get Addicted To A Real Man’s Video Game Like Where’s The Gold
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bryan Masters has opened up to The Advocate today about the current battle he is facing
Melbourne Storm Fan Praying Christian Slater Is Cleared To Play In NRL Grand Final
A local Brunswick man is praying to whichever deity he holds dear this week that his beloved Melbourne Storm are
Distressing Nutritional Information Ruins Snack
Office manager Petra Bozic (33) feels as if she has flown too close to the sun again, after reading the
Government Opens First Strawberry Injecting Room Despite Community Backlash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Up to 300 people a day are expected to use Australia’s first medically supervised drug
Recently Single Bloke Proves He’s Still Damaged Goods By Spending A Couple Grand On Candles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Personal trainer/aspiring Instagram influencer Nick Westerman (32) put himself out there this week by showing
Pauline Hanson Uses Her Friendship With Uncle Tony To Prove That She’s Not Racist
Earlier today, Queensland Senator and far-right lightening rod Pauline Hanson went on the record, citing her friendship with Special Envoy
Russell Crowe Posts Bail For Uncle Tony X Ahead Of Rabbitohs Vs Roosters Preliminary Finals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week on remand in Silverwater, Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today finally