Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Inner-City Leftie Claims To Have Had No Input In Daughter’s New Pigtails Hairstyle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local inner-city linen-jumpsuit enthusiast has excitedly explained that her kid has started wearing the exact
Peter Dutton Panics After Accidentally Picking On Someone Bigger Than He Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since he found himself on the losing end of two leadership spills
Japanese Rugby Side Transform Into Super Saiyan During Record-Breaking Victory Over Scotland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Land Of The Rising Sun is ecstatic today, after witnessing 23 of their fastest and
Speed Cameras To Be Fitted with Instagram Filters to Appeal to Younger Demographic
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a bid to help keep young drivers off their phones whilst driving, the Federal Government
Boomer Who Claims People Can’t Say Anything Nowadays Also Says Protestors Should Be Run Over
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent local post-war retiree has today muddied the waters of political debate by being simultaneously
Long-Awaited Sequel To ‘The Great Depression’ Begins Pre-Production
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Fans of drama get ready! After years of audience speculation, several world leaders have confirmed that
Palaszczuk Forms Special Branch Of Cops To Keep Tabs On The Militant Murris In Musgrave Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As day five of the Extinction Rebellion continues to further delay the already laughably congested Brisbane
Ghost Of Sir Joh Tells Anna It Might Be Time For A Few Of The Activists To Start Disappearing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As day four of the Extinction Rebellion continues to further delay the already laughably congested Brisbane
Couple Without Children Smear Entire House In Yoghurt To See What It’s Like
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A recently-married couple have taken the sensible precaution of smearing every single surface of their home
Local Lion Doesn’t Concern Himself With The Opinions Of Sheep
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT John Mills, former student from the School of Hard Knocks, has bombarded his Facebook page with
PM Responds To Concerns Of Extinction Activists By Announcing Biblical Conservation Project
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison has surprised the electorate this morning, by taking the time to address the
“Have You Been To Revolver?” Asks Mate Returning From Melbourne With 1000-Yard Stare
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Notorious loose cannon Tim Wells has just returned from his first ever trip to Melbourne. The