Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Group To Suss Out If He’ll Get Booed At The Sydney Test
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment over Christmas, the Prime Minister is today hosting qualitative data
Rupert Murdoch Stoked To Learn Queensland Has An Even More Obedient Option Than Annastacia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite nearly a decade of blindly ignoring the reports of environmental scientists and economists, it appears
“I’m Sick Of The Government Being In My Life” Says Man Who Was Illegally Elected For 12 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who has voted on thousands of new policies in both the upper and lower
Scotty From Marketing Furious That They Don’t Serve Mai Tais In The Mudgee Evacuation Centre
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Morrison was reportedly seething with rage at a central west NSW emergency evacuation centre.
2015 Falcon Ute Claims We’ve Always Had Bushfires As Big As These Ones
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia always gets bushfires this time of the year, and the fact that a landmass the
RFS Volunteers Begin Wearing Prime Minister XI Kit In Effort To Secure More Funding And Water
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As reports flow in of RFS volunteers being forced to take leave from work and pay
Prime Minister Tells Nation He Deeply Regrets Using Up All Of His Prayers On The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today acknowledged that he caused “great anxiety in Australia” by
Scotty From Marketing Already Running Water At The BBL Half An Hour After Landing From Hawaii
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has touched down in Australian after cutting short his Hawaiian holiday by
Nation Wishing Government Would Take Bushfires As Seriously As A Few Needles In Strawberries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As rural New South Wales towns like Lithgow and Bilpin continue to lose properties to out-of-control
Scotty From Marketing Selflessly Cuts Week Long Hawaiian Holiday Short By 45 Minutes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison is believed to be on his way back from Hawaii after buying the last
Political Agenda Much? This Bloke Reckons Record-Breaking Heatwave Might Be Bad For Bushfires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local semi-retired fitter and turner has today shown his true colours as a bleeding heart
PM To Return From Holiday His Media Team Spent All Week Denying “As Soon As Can Be Arranged”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of the Prime Minister’s media team refusing to tell journalists where the