Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Daniel Andrews Makes It Up To Stranded F1 Teams By Giving Them Free Rein On Great Ocean Road
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sports racing fans and drivers are raging today after learning that the pussy ass Victorian government
Eels Looking Good For 2020 Premiership If Remainder Of NRL Season Gets Cancelled In Next 6 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parramatta’s 2020 line up look to end the club’s 34-year premiership drought, and they
Mount Druitt Records Lowest Rates Of Coronavirus Cases In Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The disastrous COVID-19 continues to spread right across Australia at the exact rate predicted by the
Scotty From Marketing To NRL: “Don’t You Fucken Think About Cancelling My Photo Opportunity”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has had to put on his Prime Minister hat this evening and lay
Barnaby Joyce Threatens To Put Down Tom Hanks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today taken great pleasure in threatening to kill another
Bankstown Hairdresser Reckons The Jersey Looks Better Without All Those Ugly Sponsors On It Anyway
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Bulldogs die-hard, Moey Katter (55) has today made an effort to look at the bright-side
Bumble To Provide Pop-Up Dating Booths To Minimise Spread Of Coronavirus Amongst Singles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Unlucky in-love Australians are being urged to take extra caution in their dating app exploits, following
Local Girl Pointlessly Votes For Song That Isn’t ‘Runaway’ By Kanye For Hottest 100 Of Decade
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of this morning, voting for the Triple J Hottest 100 of the Decade has finally
Pauline Hanson Forced To Drop Burkha Debate Now That Karens Want To Cover Their Faces Too
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Coronavirus scare continues to cause widespread panic in the suburbs, it seems Australia’s
“I’ve Heard People Are Stockpiling Solar Panels Too! Better Get In Quick!!!” Says Adam Bandt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Similar to the time our Prime Minister holidayed in Hawaii for 12 days during unprecedented Summer
NRL To Do Absolutely Fuck All About Coronavirus Ahead Of Round 1
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coronavirus pandemic may be causing a postponement of Coachella, SXSW, The Geneva Motor show and
Parliament Hosts ‘Roaring 20s’ Party Complete With Great Gatsby Costumes, Crippling Recession
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has attempted to help his MPs take their minds off the economic collapse