Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Bloke Who Wanted Australians To Drain Super To Buy Homes Now Quite Unprepared For Own Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Independent Zoe Daniel has claimed victory in the once safest blue ribbon seat of Goldstein, the
Albanese Makes Himself At Home By Replacing Front Lawn At Kirribilli With Concrete Slab And Marble Lions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation has this week elected their first ethnic Prime Minister in the shape of Anthony
Report: How Fucking Embarrassing For All Of You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s ‘traditional media’ heavyweights have woken up this morning feeling more irrelevant than ever before,
Report: Well This Is Just Sad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOWEST LOWS: In a last ditch effort to remind Australians just how badly our national security
Report: Cabbie Reckons This Bloke’s Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local small business-owner from Betoota Heights has today willingly offered his election predictions, while transporting
Katter Orders Entire Press Gallery Into His Office To Tell Them That In The Case Of A Hung Parliament He’ll Be Lending His Support To Whichever Candidate Is Willing To Listen To The Concerns Of North Queenslanders, A Proud People Whether They’re Black, Wh
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the polls continue to tighten in the final days of the 2022 Federal Election Campaign,
TikTok Releases New Filter That Makes You Look Like An Aussie Journalist After Being Criticised
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the final days of the Federal Election campaign are dominated by Scott Morrison’s calculated
Haha Classic ScoMo Tackles A Kid On Same Day The ABS Reveals Worst Wages Decline In 100 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has tickled his cheerleaders in the campaign media pack, Prime Minister Scotty From
Howard Insists On Joining Campaign To Avoid Being Put Into One Of Those Scary Aged Care Homes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberals now strategically keeping Scotty away from any of their blue ribbon seats that
“We Promise We Won’t Cause The Deaths Of 2000 Poor People With Illegal Robodebt Claims, Again”
The Liberals have today unveiled a new election promise to Australian voters, vowing to repair the forecasted trillion dollar budget
PM Who Went to Hawaii for a Two Week Beach Holiday In The Middle of Record-Breaking Bushfires, And Then Lied to the Media By Denying He’d Ever Left the Country, Until He Was Caught Out Lying Because He Couldn’t Resist Getting a Photo with Some Aussie Tour
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU? Scotty has come out this week to fix his own
Liberal Party Clarifies When They Say ‘Centre-Right Faction’ They Mean ‘Those Hillsong Freaks’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just one week out from the election and the Coalition Government is in the midst of