Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Pub’s Best Tables Overtaken For Birthday Of Infant Human Not Yet Capable Of Information Retention
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young family from Betoota Heights appear to be unfamiliar with the concept of a public
Ageing Kiwi Struggles To Describe What It Was Like When ‘Not Many’ First Hit The Clubs Back Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This month marks 20 years since hip hop music first left the United States Of America,
Brisbane’s Financial District Celebrates As QLD Introduces New 3-Strike Laws For Possession
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane River was alight with fireworks last night, after new laws passed in Queensland Parliament
Liberals Worry Indigenous Voice Will Spend More Time In Filipino Red Light Districts Than Canberra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton’s popularity with both the general public and his own Liberal Party
Sky News Viewer Ready To Believe Whatever The Only Aboriginal Person In Australia Has To Say
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Semi-retired white goods retailer David Lee (68) hasn’t actually met an Aboriginal person before, or
Fuckboy Murdoch Says ‘Hmm Totally’ As Hinge Date Starts Waffling On About Intersectional Feminism
MARIO STRADLATER | Local | Contact One of the prototypical characteristics of the fuckboy is to lie, cheat and steal your way
Liberals Worry Indigenous Voice Will Waste $660m On Building Car Parks In Cherbourg And Palm Island
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s approval rating has today slipped to an all-time, record-breaking low, according
Mischa Barton Joins Neighbours As Love Interest For Outcast And Troubled 77-Year Old Boy Next Door
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian TV soap opera institution ‘Neighbours’ is back. In a big way. Word has spread that
Liberals Worry The Voice Might Operate Like A Criminal Robot That Forces People To Kill Themselves Over False Government Debts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media excitedly wait for the latest Newspoll numbers for the preferred PM, Opposition
Fuckboy Murdoch Ramps Up His Climate Change Denialism To Ensure Hot Girl Summer Lasts Forever
MARIO STRADLATER | Global | Contact After a string of unsuccessful hinge dates, and a disastrous experience on the illuminati dating platform
Christian Mum Still Recovering From Walking Past Xtina’s ‘Dirrty’ Video Clip On Family TV In 2002
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A devout Lutheran grandmother from Betoota Grove has found herself revisiting the horror of the post-bubblegum
2nd Generation Immigrant Works Tirelessly To Ensure His Kids Have Most Bland Lunchboxes Possible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One highly domesticated Betoota Heights father-of-four has garnered praise in the community for his bold attempts