Are We All Ready To Admit That There Was A Bit Of Fucking Carry On About The Fuel Crisis?

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As the fumes of the fuel crisis fade away, a plea has been made for the nation to indulge in a bit of self-reflection.

The chair of National Response And Coordination Committee, Albert Simpson has asked the nation to have a little think about whether the DEFCON level response to the fuel crisis was appropriate.

"Look, I know there are primary producers and business owners out there who were put in a tight spot by the fuel shortages," said Albert.

"Let me begin by saying that."

"And the price gouging by fuel providers and energy supplies has had a trickle down effect and fucked over a wide variety of people."

"But the ordinary motorists and wage cucks carrying on like they were about to be left without fuel in some Mad Max level dystopia was a bit much..."

Simpson explained that people cancelling holidays and panic buying fuel like a viral respiratory illness was about to make everyone shit heaps gave him a bit of deja vu.

"Fuck mate, people screaming from the roof tops about the country running out of fuel was just wasn't it."

"As if these giant petro states were going to cut Australia off for 2 months instead of seizing an opportunity to price gouge the shit out of us."

"Yeah sure some servos were running out of fuel for a few hours, but's cause every Tom Dick and Karen were trying to horde as much fuel as possible."

"Anyway, now the price of fuel's come back down I guess everything else will yeah?"

More to come.