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September 2020
“Panthers Will Choke In Finals” Says Bloke Who Thought Shorten Was A Sure Bet
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September 2020
Arts Student Lies And Says He’s Doing Commerce Subjects In Generous Father’s Day Present
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September 2020
Millennial Suffering Festival Withdrawal Stands In The Sun For 30mins To Buy $12 Beer
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September 2020
Man Starting On That Minimalism Journey Admits He Can Probably Chuck Those Unused Condoms
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September 2020
Tourism Australia Quietly Drops Victoria As A Destination
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September 2020
Toddler Gives Dad An Extra Special Public Meltdown For Father’s Day
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September 2020
Middle-Class Family Rocked To Their Core By Unprecedented Belly Button Piercing
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September 2020
Dad Visibly Disappointed His Family Took The Old “Don’t Get Me Anything” Literally
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September 2020
Experts Agree: Talking Shit About Premiers To The Media Far More Productive Than A Phone Call
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September 2020
Footscray Roofer Argues That Picking Up A GumTree Soft Ute Tray Cover In Geelong is Essential
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September 2020
Man With Shit In His Head Instead Of Brains Walks Past Butcher And Into Coles To Get His Meat
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September 2020
Capitalism Rewards Hard Work Says 30 Year Old Stay-At-Home Son With An Investment Property