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The Defence Minister Linda Reynolds broke down in the Senate yesterday and asked the boss Senator if she could just fucking tap out and refuse to answer questions put to her by her peers.
However, a new report into her handling of the alleged sexual assault and rape in her office has found that she should just have a fucking spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up a bit and answer the questions like a fucking grown-up.
The report, which was produced by the people of a concerned nation overnight, also concluded that if she can’t handle the pressure of fucking up this bad then double down by refusing to answer questions, she should probably just resign and fuck off.
No servant in her office would respond to The Advocate’s repeated requests for comment on the report.
For further details of the report can be found on the Government’s official website.
More to come.