Racially Ambiguous Bloke Gets Thrills From Dropping N-Bomb In Gentrified Suburbs

"I mean... Can he..."

Racially Ambiguous Bloke Gets Thrills From Dropping N-Bomb In Gentrified Suburbs

6 October 2016. 12:25

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

A man of dark complexion¬†has been dropping the ‘n-bomb’ in predominantly white hipster areas, with the full intention of making people question how black he is, it has been confirmed.

The man, Dominic Rowe (26) has been colloquially referring to baristas, bar tenders and his own friends as ‘nigga’ – a word he feels completely comfortable using as a black man.

However, with mixed ancestry, Dominic realises some people might not immediately identify his ethnic make up – and he has been enjoying testing their political correctness.

Local cafe-dweller Wendy Quilty, says she “just doesn’t..”

“I mean…”

“Can he…”

“Never mind”

According to the white lefties in his rapidly gentrifying home town, Dominic is black enough to get away with doing a high-five and bringing it in, but also white enough to be asked if he enjoys rugby union.

“I don’t really like adhering to their racial stereotypes” he said.

“So, I’ve just been going full bore with the N-bombs,”

“Who’s going to stop me? There’s no other black guys in this area anymore, no ones going to pull me up on the context. I’m just making these hipsters sweat it out.”

 

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