Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs

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A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum had the audacity to give him a slice of cake that was 1/18th smaller than his brother’s.

This harrowing tale of unfairness took place at a six year old’s birthday party in Betoota Heights on Saturday afternoon, where the victim - Tom ‘Tommy’ Stewart could be heard descending into a fit of all fits. 

Seated next to the birthday boy, Tommy, 5, was appalled to discover his piece of cake was slightly smaller.

To the naked eye, this probably wouldn't have even been noticed. But as a sibling, especially a younger one, that 1/18th of a sliver may have well been a metre long.

Speaking to Tommy’s mum Beverley, The Advocate learns that the battle of fairness has been a common struggle between her two young boys, who seem to have developed an eerily accurate eye for measuring even the smallest of details.

“I made the mistake of giving Tommy twelve blueberries the other day, but Jack only had ten”, sighed Beverley, “you’d think I’d thrown all their toys in the bin by the reaction that got.”

Beverley hopes one day can fine tune their 'down to the millimetre' accuracy into something useful, like becoming a tradie, instead of making the simple act of divvying up snacks a non stop battle.

More to come.