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A local Betoota Heights woman has today confirmed to her long term boyfriend, that she has baggsed the TV for the night.
And probably tomorrow night too.
This comes ahead of the release of the new season of the popular but extremely historically inaccurate Bridgerton.
Kicking off its 4th season with a global release time of 8pm tonight - to perfectly catch Queensland's prime time - Betoota Heights woman Erin Suggs says she cannot wait.
"Yeah, I'm forever forced to sit through blokes chasing a ball around, or trying to hit a ball hard," laughed Erin.
"So pardon me if I don't see the merits of Aaron's criticism of my Victorian era popcorn TV."
"So we are going tennis free for the next couple of nights."
"If he wants to go to the pub, or the driving range, or just go sit outside."
"I don't really give a fuck."
"Because I'm watching Bridgerton and that's that."
More to come.