Wuthering Heights Not Quite As Whimsical And Fun As Bridgerton Girlie Had Hoped

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A Betoota Heights woman has today spoken to The Advocate about her recent experience at the cinema, that left her a bit of a wuthering mess.

"God, I forgot how much of a tragedy the whole story is," laughed Brianne Timms, short time ago.

"I've become too conditioned by Bridgerton," she continued.

"I went to the movies with the girls expecting to watch a bit of sexy whimsical popcorn cinema..."

"And boy did I not get that."

"Look, it was sexy. Quite sexy, but the plot was fucking darkkkkkkkkk."

Timms continued on, explaining that she was aware that Wuthering Heights had a bit going on, but the overall storyline felt her feeling a bit lost.

"It still got me in the feels, but the Heathcliff stuff just didn't add up."

"It wasn't as fun as Bridgeton, it didn't make sense, and it's supposed to be Gothic, not 50 Shades."

"Anyway, whatever, an entertaining'ish couple of hours I guess."

"And it's always nice to go the cinemaaaaa."