RFK Jnr Now A Kevin27 Sleeper Cell After Being Seduced By Tales Of Rudd’s Fluoride-Free Upbringing In Nambour

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In scenes strangely familiar scenes, The Australian Ambassador to the US is ‘doing the numbers’ again this week.

Former Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd has been praised for his savant-like ability to recruit political supporters and useful idiots since his earliest Parliamentary leadership challenge against Kim Beazley in 2006.

The many spills that followed saw him refine this artform to the point where he is now remembered as the first Australian PM to be de-spilled.

But, Toto, we’re not in Canberra anymore.

Kevin Rudd has transcended the small pond of Federal Australian politics, and is now making a name for himself as one of the most razor-sharp political operatives in Washington D.C.

And like his days as a Queensland Labor Right MP, Kevin Rudd is at his most razor-sharp when he has an axe to grind.

Aside from securing support for the AUKUS partnership from both sides of the aisle in US politics, and aside from the critical minerals deal he has played a major role in pulling together last week – it seems that Kevin Rudd also has a personal vendetta motivating him.

This follows the humiliating scenes that took place at The White House last week, when Kevin Rudd was humiliated by President Trump in a room full of diplomats and journalists.

These smiling hostilities are still very much burning in the background, as Murdoch journalists goad US President Donald Trump into boldly announcing that he does not forget when people “say bad” about him, in a renewed warning to Australia’s ambassador.

And as those who lay waste in the carnage of three Australian governments that were destroyed by Kevin Rudd may remember, the boy from Eumundi doesn’t forget either.

The plot, which has been dubbed ‘Kevin27’ aims to remove Donald Trump from his position as US leader within two years.

The Australian Ambassador to the US has been hard at work placing dominoes this week, starting with his masterful gaslighting of Vice President JD Vance. Today, he turns his attention to Trump’s conspiracist Health Secretary, RFK Jr.

“You know Robbie. I’m actually a case study into your new anti-flouride push” Rudd tells the lesser son.

“Everyone my age from Queensland is”

“I only had two fillings in the dentistry van at Nambour High. Blame that on the Eucalyptus drops. But other than that, my teeth are fine. And nobody controls my mind”

RFK jr embraces the Ambassador.

“A man after my own heart” he croaks.