Woo Girl Who’s Not Into Sports Briefly Confused By All The People Using Horse Emojis

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

DIDN’T KNOW YOU PARTIED LIKE THAT: A Brisbane woo girl who’s usually oblivious to all the ‘sports ball’ chatter was caught off guard by the sudden flood of horse emojis on social media over the weekend, which she’s long associated with a very different weekend pastime.

Scrolling through her Instagram and Facebook feed this morning, Sophie Talbot, 31, was shocked to discover that, apparently, far more of her acquaintances are party animals  than she ever imagined.

From her uncle to her mate’s mum, and even the former school captain of Whooton Boys’, it seemed like everyone who loved horse emojis had a really big weekend!

“Damn, I can’t believe how mainstream ketamine has gotten. I thought it was more of a rave drug, but apparently everyone was on it this weekend”, explains Sophie, shaking her head in disbelief.

“Seems very popular amongst my Brissie mates too. I really thought it would be more of a Melbourne thing, but there you go!”

Our reporter gently explains that there was quite a lot of sports ball over the weekend, including both the Brisbane Broncos and NRLW Broncos making it into the grand final.

“Ahh okay, gotcha.”

“Broncos are horses, that makes sense.”

More to come.