Woman Who Says She Wants Community Waits Behind Apartment Door Until Neighbours Leave Common Area

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For the last 6 months, Emily Rosswood (33) has been begging her husband to let them move to a cute little outskirts suburb where you know your neighbours and can ask them if they have any spare eggs when you’re running low.

However, as she hid behind her apartment door this morning, Rosswood’s actions paint an entirely different picture. One of a woman who in fact hates neighbours and small talk.

Despite being in a rush, Rosswood held her breath and silently waited until her neighbours, The Smiths, had left their apartment building’s common stairwell.

Rosswood later told The Advocate that usually she wouldn’t do something like that, she just “didn’t have time for their scat conversations”.

“But also, like why should we have to talk every time we bump into each other?” She continued with a scowl on her face.

The Advocate reached out to Rosswood’s husband for comment, he was quick to confirm that while, yes, Emily has said she craves a small community, the fact of the matter is that deep down she hates people.

More to come.