"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the weekend, which led
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A woman who’s used to knocking back a glass of wine in fifteen minutes was forced to pump the brakes at afternoon work drinks yesterday, in fear that all her coworkers will think she’s fucked, it’s reported.
As someone who’s used to hanging out with her mates, who too, can put a few away, Hannah Peake, 29, has quickly discovered she must code switch now that she’s around sensible people that appear to have a healthier relationship with alcohol.
This is because it’s probably not a good look to slab them through two drinks while her boss is still nursing his low strength beer.
“Fuck me, is it normal to take that long to drink a beer? Surely it’s gotten warm at that point”, recounts Hannah, shaking her head.
Hannah says she’s still not sure if she’s just too quick or if they’re all just really slow.
“Maybe none of them get out much”, she muses, in an effort to save face, “yeah, I think that must be it.”
More to come.