Woman Who Buys A New Outfit For Every Occasion Somehow Okay With This Hair Tie

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You’d be forgiven for thinking that Kate Osborne (30) is the most stylish, put together woman you have ever seen; ironed t-shirt, a pair of tabi shoes, slicked back hair. There is nothing scat about this woman.

However, The Advocate can exclusively reveal that there is a chink in the fashionista’s armour – a loose, elastane chink, to be precise.

A chance meeting in the bathroom at Betoota’s newest asian-fusion restaurant by the hospitality mogul, Justin Humm, saw our reporter witness something truly disturbing about the once perfect Osborne.

While redoing her hair, Osborne placed her hair tie down on the vanity thinking no one else was around. For a whole 5 seconds our reporter saw the sorry excuse for a hair elastic splayed out on the bench, looking like an unsuccessful lap band.

Upon realising she wasn’t alone, Osborne snatched up the hair tie and attempted to make some excuse about losing her all her other hair ties and that she “honestly doesn’t usually use ones this gross.”

Although, according to Osborne’s hairdresser she has had the same disturbingly loose, hair covered elastic for at least her last 3 haircuts.

“I tell her to put it in boiling water and reshrink it.. But each time it’s the same old scat thing.. You wouldn’t think it, huh.”

“Her hair also stinks” finished the hairdresser, wanting to further bring home the point that Osborne was not as polished as she’d like everyone to believe.

More to come.