Woman Visiting Cute Country Town For Hens Party Reckons She Could Live Here, With All Of Her Friends And Endless Wine

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A city woman who’s never lived more than three minutes walk from a cafe has declared she could ‘totally live in the countryside’, after spending a weekend away with a bunch of her closest friends getting pissed in a beautiful house she’ll never be able to afford.

Sipping her seventh glass of wine as she surveyed the stunning greenery, Tilly Bellingham, 28, confirmed that yes, she really could see herself living here one day in the near future.

A statement she’s said to have uttered several times over the course of the weekend.

“You know what, we should just like, get a house together in the countryside… with no men!”, she slurred, forgetting that she was there to celebrate the nuptials between a man and a woman, “what if we all just pooled our money together and bought something?”

“And we could get goats and chickens…and grow old together…[hiccup]…and get pissed every weekend!”

“Guys seriously, we should do it.”

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