Woman Spends 90% Of Murder Mystery Show Throwing Out Wild Guesses Of Who Did It

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact

Jeremy Tecca is questioning his choice in wife this evening while watching the latest Netflix thriller, Swamp Body, with his supposed life partner, Steph.

It’s believed Tecca’s concern began about 10 minutes into the thrilling murder mystery, when his wife started throwing out obviously wrong guesses of who the murderer might be.

Texting The Advocate secretly, Tecca expressed deep concern about her clear lack of intuition and watching etiquette.

“Wtf” he wrote, “if you’re going to talk through a show at least accuse the right people”

“She’s got no idea”

“Now I can’t even follow along because her shit guesses are too distracting.”

“Oh actually I might get to focus on it now, she’s started scrolling on her phone”

Swamp Body follows a rookie detective who is forced to team up with a world-weary local sergeant, after discovering a body half-submerged in the murky swamp outside the quiet town of Breakwater. Together they uncover long-buried secrets and a web of grudges, lies and small-town loyalties – where everyone has something to hide, and anyone could be the killer.

More to come.