Woman Born In 1997 Wants You To Know She's Technically Gen Z

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A local 28 year old woman really wants to make it clear that she's actually apart of Gen Z whenever given the opportunity.

Fiona Clarke (28), who somehow made the cut for her generation by 2 months, is quick to correct anyone who implies she is a Millennial.

"There's something so lame about Millennials, have you seen the memes they find funny? So 2012" said Fiona.

The 28 year old insists she has almost nothing in common with her 34 year old coworkers, insisting that her real kinship lies with the 19 year old's of 2025.

"The older generation really don't get what kind of a world we've been thrown into" she added.

Despite having a mortgage application in progress, chronic lower-back pain, and a growing obsession with indoor plants, Fiona maintains her preference of being the older person in a younger generation than the younger person in the older generation.

Colleagues say Fiona’s generational identity crisis has become a daily feature of office life, particularly whenever someone makes a reference to LimeWire, MSN, or remembers life before iPhones.

"Like, yeah I remember that stuff, but I definitely wasn't using any of it, I was way too young"

Fiona insists that as long as she continues to keep her fingers on the Gen Z pulse through Tiktok , her generational status should remain unquestioned.