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The perennially battling Wests Tigers are battling again this week, it can be confirmed.
In some REALLY welcome news for long suffering fans of the Black, Orange and White, CEO Shane Richardson will be leaving the club.
The news follows the sacking of four independent board members last week by the owners of 90% of the club, the Holman Barnes Group.
The latest, very public, failings of the beleaguered club come as one of the frequent and regular reminders that it is very very hard to support the Tigers.
"Fuck me dead," sighed Alex Billar.
"Really makes you wonder why in the fuck you do it to yourself."
"Just when things were starting to look like maybe they were turning a corner, they (the Tigers) do it again."
"I swear, sometimes I wonder if the Wests Tigers are some enigma sent by a higher power to test my will."
"How have we just pushed our CEO out to replace him with a bloke, who from most accounts completely botched the handling of three club icons in his last job."
"And let's not touch on the Rainbow Jersey saga shall we."
He then stared vacantly off into the distance for a short period of time before coming to.
"I think I might become a PNG fan."
"I can't do this anymore."
More to come.