Waitress Serving Gay Couple Places Bill In Front Of Bloke Giving The Most Top Energy

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A waitress serving a couple who were clearly of the lavender-scented persuasion was forced to do a quick character assessment last night by deciding which bloke to hand the bill to.

The waiter, Jessie Burke, says she’d been urged to start hinting at long standing diners to wrap things up as the restaurant reached capacity, with hungry patrons waiting outside.

That meant subtly targeting couples who had ticked over the hour and a half mark.

One such couple, a pair of nicely dressed blokes whose mannerisms and impressive physiques hinted at their sexuality, are reported to have been at the venue for two hours and still nursing the dregs of espresso martinos ordered a while ago – resulting in Jessie making a beeline and hoping for the best.

As The Gilded Frog is a strictly no split bill establishment, Jessie had to quickly work out who to give the bill to.

But seeing as it wasn’t a usual couple, which would result in her often placing the bill in front of a bloke to help out her fellow sisters, Jessie was forced to take a wild guess as to who was the top of the pair.

“I was going to give it to the bloke with the bigger biceps but there was something about the other guy’s aura that made me think it was him”, says Jessie.

Given a curt nod in reply, Jessie confirms that she did, in fact, make the right assessment.

More to come.