Victoria Pointlessly Goes Crazy Over Trade Period, As If Anything Is Gonna Stop Brisbane 3Peating

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The southern and western states are once again foaming at the mouth today, it can be confirmed.

With the AFL Trade Period in full swing, fans of the great game of Victorian Leg Tennis are frantically discussing rumoured, proposed and confirmed trades between a raft of different teams.

This has seen 24 hour coverage of the trade extravaganza occupying social media and talk back radio, with Melbourne journos desperately trying to emanate the likes of Woj, Shamms, and Fabrizio Romano.

However, it’s since been confirmed by a local Victorian Leg Tennis journo that the whole thing is actually kinda pointless.

“Oh it’s cute, don’t get me wrong,” said Adam Thomas from the Betoota SEN.

“Listening to some ex Scotch college boy wax lyrical about how he’s hearing news that a big name player has revealed his dream landing spot in a move to get out of a prominent Melbourne club who are looking for a number of picks as compensation.”

“But it is all a bit of a waste of time really.”

“Like none of these teams, no matter how much moving goes on, are stopping the Lions from 3Peating next year lol.”

“All these other teams are just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.”

“Good luck to em tho.”