US Confirms Poor Black Men And Rednecks Will Automatically Be Registered For Military Draft

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The Home of The Free and the Land of The Brave (T's and C's apply depending on race, socioeconomic status and religion) has today issued a stunning announcement.

The American government has revealed that it plans to automatically register every eligible male citizen for a military draft, should that take place.

The announcement comes from the Peace President Donald Trump, who promised to end the forever wars before doing his best to get involved in as many conflicts as possible.

The plan which will come into force later this year is for the Selective Service System (SSS) to register “every male citizen of the United States” between the ages of 18 and 25 to a list of those eligible to serve under a draft, rather than wait for them to self-register.

However, while it sounds like every male between the age of 18-25 will be registered, of course the eligibility criteria has been modified to exclude guys who went to nice schools or universities, or come from wealthy families in the big cities.

That means it's likely that impoverished young man from middle America will be enlisted by a a guy whose church thinks women shouldn't be allowed to vote (US Secretary of Defence aka War, Pete Hegseth) to travel to the other side of the world and risk their lives to liberate the women of Iran (and keep the military industrial complex rolling).

If the next step does occur, it will be the first time in 50 years that America has had conscription.

How good!