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A local man is in reputational recovery mode this week, after putting his worst foot forward at a big meeting.
Alistair McDougall, a 29-year-old Glaswegian who has been living in Aus for the best part of 6 years, did so at his in-laws on Sunday.
Heading out of town to visit his partner Chanelle's extended family after nearly 12 months of courting, McDougall made a gross misstep when he turned his nose up at his potential future mother-in-laws trademark salad.
"It had fucking wee bits of mango all through it," sighed McDougall.
"I know you Queenslanders do plenty of weird shit, but that just about takes the cake for me."
"Why in the fuck am I being asked to eat a savoury salad with mayonnaise, bacon, cheese and MANGO in it."
The disgusting remarks from the Buckfast brain-rotten Scotsman are believed to have caused a little bit of a stir at the Wilson household, who didn't realised their Angie was dating an uncultured swine.
"Wait to till he gets served calamari and mango salad with black rice," laughed mum.
"That'll put hairs on his wee chest."
"I knew the Scots hated vegetables, but he's really showed his true colours."
"Let's hope Ange can whip him into shape."
More to come.
