Woman Who Wants An Impractical Arsehole For A Pet Adopts A Short Haired Dachshund

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has finally found the dog of her dreams this week, after explicitly stating that she wanted an impractical arsehole for a pet, it’s reported.

Stating that she was on the hunt for a dog that would treat her indifference at best, whilst being a raging brat to everyone else, Lisa Ellis, 28, had almost given up on looking when a friend suggested she try giving a short haired dachshund a go – and what would you know, it was a match made in heaven.

Lisa shows off ‘Mikey’, who physically recoils from our reporter’s outstretched hand.

“Oh don’t worry, Mikey hates everyone, sometimes I don’t even think he likes me!”, laughs Lisa, “he just tolerates me at best.”

“Oh, and he just loves to dig, don’t you Mikey!?”

“He’s already ruined my $300 pot plant.”

Lisa says the partnership has worked out so well, she’s thinking of doing what every other dachshund owner does – adopting another one!

“Then I’ll have two dogs I’ll have to carry up the stairs!”

More to come.