Woman Who Doesn’t Vape Or Punch Darts Probably Shouldn’t Have Tried A Zyn

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has made the mortal mistake of spontaneously trying a Zyn on a night out, despite only ever having the occasional vape or dart on a night out, it’s reported.

Steph Bridges, 28, is reported to have been hanging out in the pokies section of the Shifty Hen and watching on as her girlfriend’s new army beau splashed his disposable income, when she was offered a nicotine pouch for the first time.

Zyn’s, which are extremely popular amongst teenagers, Europeans and blokes in the military, are small nicotine pouches that are placed under the lips (of the face), quickly sending a surge of up to 7mg of nicotine straight to the brain.

Having watched as her mate’s partner had coyly tucked one into his mouth without so much as a blink, Steph says she was merely expecting a pleasant jolt of nicotine when she decided to give one a go.

However it’s reported that within five seconds, Steph was seen legging it to the toilets while she tried not to throw up.

“Yeah fuck me, that was fucking awful”, says Steph, with a grimace, “that shit sent me to space. I had to sit on the toilet with my head between my knees, doing box breathing for ten minutes before I get up again.”

“I’ve tried a lot of things, but I’m sure as fuck not doing that again.”

More to come.