Woman Going Through Dry Spell Gives Number To Fitness First So She Can Feel What It’s Like To Be Pursued

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A woman missing the highs of lows of being hounded by an insatiable virile male has decided to sign up to fitness first, so she can feel what it’s like to have someone call and text her every day.

Undergoing a trial last week, Darcey Drummoyne, 28 reports she’s already copped five phone calls from three different numbers, several text messages, and two emails begging her to come back in.

Having reached month eleven of her dry spell, Darcey says this fun little exchange has given her some much needed spice in her life!

“It’s so nice to feel this wanted, he’s just not taking no for an answer!”, Darcey said, showing our reporter several text messages asking if she had a great time, if she’d like to do it again, and when can he call, “even blocking doesn’t seem to stop it, he just calls from a different number.”

“I’ve really missed having a toxic boyfriend.”

When asked if she plans on actually joining Fitness First, Darcey agrees that she totally will if he calls her another ten times.

“I’ll totally sign up, he just needs to keep trying. Heck, why not show up to my house too!”

“He’ll get me eventually!”

More to come.